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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsSaving souls is efficient, but the paperwork is truly biblical.
Expert in homilies, ritual logistics, and existential crisis management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Holier than thou, and twice as fast.
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delivers sermons based on sentiment analytics
You spend your time delivering weekly sermons and performing sacred rituals for your community members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide genuine, messy human comfort during a crisis that a database cannot emulate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Large language models begin drafting sermons based on trend data.
Year 8
Secure video kiosks record and analyze confessions for instant penance.
Year 19
Robotic dispensers ensure precise distribution of sacrament elements.
Year 27
All baptismal and parish records migrate to a centralized cloud.
Year 40 · D-Day
The pulpit is replaced by a high-definition holographic projection suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4
Sermons preached per week
12
Confessions heard per day
5000
Communion wafers distributed annually
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, digital monastery.
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