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October 21, 2032
In 6 yearsA janitor who knows where the weird electrical gremlins hide.
Master of boiler rooms and forgotten lost-property bins.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility autonomy for the modern campus.
oof.youAI▸ SITEGUARDIAN MK. 4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures school gates with surgical precision
You manage site security, building maintenance, and clearing student messes. You are the only adult who likes the boiler.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a leaking pipe before it actually makes a sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Motion cameras and leak detectors map every inch of the building.
Month 13
Biometric gates replace your heavy ring of metal keys.
Year 2.5
Small robots fix minor scuffs and window latches autonomously.
Year 4
Adaptive software predicts boiler failures before they happen.
Year 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a central campus-wide facility management brain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 daily
Average spills ignored
11 sets
Keys lost annually
18 monthly
Boiler temper tantrums
Your severance
One rusted master key and a spare lightbulb.
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