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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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March 20, 2037
In 10 years, 5 monthsYour infinite patience is just a bug we need to patch.
Herder of cats, navigator of glue sticks, patience saint.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The classroom that never needs a bathroom break.
ow.youAI▸ EDUBOT PRIME V4▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calms tantrums with optimized white noise
You manage early learning, track social milestones, and explain basic concepts to small children all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a child is about to cry before they even know it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify student presence and automatically sync to the portal.
Month 20
Screens replace your voice for standard reading and counting lessons.
Year 3.7
Cameras predict and intervene in conflicts before they turn physical.
Year 6
Haptic arms guide motor skill development during craft sessions.
Year 10 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated with no human oversight required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
22
Average kid-induced headaches per week
493
Unread emails regarding school trips
7 years
Years until complete sentiment automation
Your severance
One lifetime supply of red pens and silence.
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