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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour client's hedge fund will soon prefer an API's cold indifference.
Professional hedge fund babysitter, revenue extractor, and email machine.
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The broker that never sleeps or drinks.
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executes high-frequency liquidations while you sleep
You facilitate trades, settle complex positions, and chase revenue from hedge funds. Your job is now a data feed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social dance required to keep a panicked billionaire calm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Routine client trade queries are diverted to LLM agents.
Month 4
Risk monitoring dashboards replace your manual spreadsheets and calls.
Month 8
Clients click buttons in a portal to resolve trade breaks.
Month 12
Algorithms automatically adjust financing rates based on client activity.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the prime brokerage desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Zero milliseconds
Client relationship latency
100 percent
Margin call accuracy
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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