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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling leverage to hedge funds is just math with a dress code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total market liquidity at machine speed.
split.you▸ PRIMEDIRECT API V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
renegotiates collateral terms in real time
You manage client financing balances and oversee trade settlements. You are the expensive human bridge to back office operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can calm down a billionaire at 4 p.m. on Friday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards begin tracking your client's collateral and trade breaks.
Month 6
Bots send financing updates directly to the client's execution system.
Month 13
The system automatically suggests pricing to keep balances parked.
Month 20
Robotic process workflows close out trades without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client platform replaces your phone and your lunch invitations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
400 USD
Client lunch cost
too many
Settlement errors fixed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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