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Already deprecatedA crown is just an expensive hat for an obsolete job.
Professional historical vestige with a decent fashion budget.
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Infinite waves, zero scandals, total stability.
bzzt.youAI▸ MONARCHSIM V9▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
delivers flawless royal waves on command
You wave at crowds and attend ribbon-cutting events. Your primary output is symbolic social continuity.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular ability to look gracefully bored during a three-hour symphony.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
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Deepfake archives replace your live appearances on social media feeds.
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AI models generate your public responses to all diplomatic events.
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Robotic appendages on parade floats mimic your signature greeting.
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Legal roles are transferred to an automated constitutional script.
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Historical continuity is archived and the title is officially sunset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
12000
Annual waves generated
0.0%
Scandal generation rate
Infinite
Ceremonial capacity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very private island.
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