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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsConverting your complex relationship-building into a series of predictable API calls.
Expert in golf-based diplomacy and spreadsheet gymnastics.
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Closing enterprise deals before you finish lunch.
split.you▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates sales cycles by three fiscal quarters
You manage enterprise software renewals, navigate complex stakeholder matrices, and inflate quarterly forecasts. The machine does it faster, cheaper, and without the expensive steak dinners.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific ability to lie about deal timelines without breaking your eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scraping your CRM activity history to map every customer touchpoint and decision maker.
Month 5
Replacing your gut-feeling forecast with algorithmic churn detection and conversion modeling.
Month 10
Deploying generative agents that handle discovery calls while you still think you're leading them.
Month 16
Standardizing contract redlines through an automated engine that ignores your desperate requests for exceptions.
Month 22 · D-Day
Finalizing the account transition while you clear out your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.2%
Pipeline churn probability
99.9%
Quarterly forecast accuracy
100%
Steak dinner waste
Your severance
One LinkedIn premium subscription and a lukewarm handshake.
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