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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are building the very thing that is about to fire you.
Training the competition, one gradient descent at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing its own papers since Tuesday.
nom.you▸ RECURSIVESYNTH-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own loss function infinitely
You hypothesize novel neural architectures and write research papers. You oversee the training of massive foundation models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony when the model hallucinates a Nobel Prize winner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent summarizes all new papers before you finish your coffee.
Month 3
Models begin generating their own novel loss functions and architectures.
Month 5
The system manages its own compute allocation without your input.
Month 6
An algorithm writes and submits your next paper to conference boards.
Month 7 · D-Day
You receive a polite email explaining why you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
400
Papers written per day
3 minutes
Average architecture innovation time
100%
Human cognitive overhead
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to your own failed model.
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