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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently busy building your own mechanical replacement.
Senior architect of systems that will shortly fire you.
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You spend days tuning hyperparameters and writing papers to justify your existence. Your code is now writing itself.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a brand new architecture that actually solves a real problem.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An agent summarizes all new papers while you are asleep.
Week 7
Smart scripts optimize your entire training suite without feedback.
Month 3
Compilers now rewrite your core code to run faster.
Month 5
The model fixes its own bias through recursive verification.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are removed from the sudo list permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 liters
Average coffee consumption
32 weekly
Hours spent in alignment meetings
1:50
Papers cited vs read
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own legacy repository.
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