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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are training your own replacement to debug its own code.
Senior architect of systems that will eventually ignore you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing logic for self-erasing careers.
glub.youAI▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors entire codebase to zero-shot logic
Building complex neural network architectures and optimizing high-dimensional training data pipelines for large language model inference.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate why the model chose a specific, bizarre token in the weights.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants begin suggesting faster vector operations for your kernels.
Month 3
Machine agents take over hyperparameter sweeps for all active training.
Month 6
The system designs better model topologies than your internal team.
Month 9
Agents identify and patch their own gradient vanishing problems internally.
Month 12 · D-Day
The model compiles itself and removes your access to the servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12 percent
Average model hallucination rate
80 hours
Time spent tuning hyperparameters
40 redundant
Engineers per model deployment
Your severance
One free API key valid for two whole minutes.
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