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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are spending millions to build the thing that deletes you.
Senior optimizer of models that don't need you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated model synthesis for the post-human era.
ow.youAI▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates optimal hyperparameter configurations overnight
You optimize neural architecture and curate massive datasets for small language models. You refine loss curves and inference latency.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny, uncodable intuition for when a model is hallucinating nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin refactoring your model training scripts for speed.
Month 4
Synthetic datasets replace your manual data cleaning rituals.
Month 8
Automated systems explore architecture spaces faster than your team.
Month 12
Self-tuning clusters replace your manual loss curve analysis.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI model versioning system is now entirely self-sustaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Excessive
Coffee consumed per GPU hour
Infinite
Time spent debugging training instability
84%
Percentage of model that is just bias
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