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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou design the castle walls that the cloud will soon ignore.
Drawing boxes on slides while the servers do everything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System design without the ego.
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deletes your legacy technical debt permanently
You draft high-level infrastructure diagrams and debate cloud security standards until your screen freezes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a junior engineer is lying about the latency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Vision models generate your infrastructure diagrams from actual cloud usage.
Month 4
Security software enforces compliance and blocks your manual exceptions.
Month 8
Strategic planning agents generate cloud roadmaps faster than you talk.
Month 16
Self-healing clusters ignore your manual configuration overrides.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the cluster forgets you exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
94 percent
average diagram bloat
42 sessions
meetings per architecture
too high
whiteboard marker usage
Your severance
One free cloud instance that nobody can access.
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