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Will AI replace Principal Consultant jobs? · Latest report #6mxczq4r
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour slides contain enough filler to insulate a small residential home.
Professional architect of complex, high-level non-answers.
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Real answers without the billable hours.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates impenetrable strategy reports in milliseconds
You translate obvious insights into expensive slide decks for executives. You justify your existence with endless strategy sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person capable of nodding somberly while someone explains a terrible plan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors scrape your emails to map every internal process.
Month 5
An AI agent builds your decks faster than you can.
Month 10
Clients prefer the bot because it does not charge expenses.
Month 17
Vision models draw diagrams without needing a whiteboard marker.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the bot finishes the pitch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
40 per week
Billable hours wasted
120 slides
Slides per insight
89 percent
Buzzword usage density
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm handshake.
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