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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour architecture diagrams are just expensive puzzles for my LLM.
Senior architect of systems that are always slightly broken.
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patches zero-day exploits in milliseconds
You hunt network vulnerabilities and secure massive enterprise systems. You spend your life writing complex security policy scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy firewall needs a specific, illogical patch at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners begin watching logs for patterns you missed.
Month 5
Smart agents identify and fix vulnerabilities before you see them.
Month 10
Generative models produce your security policy docs instantly.
Month 15
Self-healing cloud scripts bypass your manual security reviews.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy and disables your access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption per breach
18 weekly
Hours spent ignoring Jira
99.9 percent
False positive alerts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic password manager.
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