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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour complex CAD assemblies are just a nested series of vectors.
Master of constraints and lover of complex CAD trees.
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Optimising your entire product architecture in seconds.
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optimises geometry to save three cents
You spend days managing design intent, engineering tolerances, and complex assembly constraints. We just make the math faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate the impossible manufacturing trade-offs with exhausted, angry factory floor managers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI checks your tolerance calls against manufacturing limits instantly.
Month 6
System suggests lighter, stronger parts using raw physics data.
Month 13
Software automatically resolves all your constraint conflicts without errors.
Month 21
Machine negotiates part costs directly with suppliers and vendors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Engineering leadership switches to full automated design synthesis mode.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per schematic
12 weekly
Meetings about design reviews
65 percent
Time spent fixing user errors
Your severance
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