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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou built a wrapper for AWS commands, so now you are one.
Principal Cloud Wrangler (Mostly Terraform, deeply YAML-blind)
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You manage cloud infrastructure and write automation scripts. You build internal CLI tools for other engineers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI starts suggesting fixes for your alerts instead of calling you.
Week 7
Generative agents write your Terraform modules based on intent.
Month 3
CI/CD pipelines begin self-correcting without your scripts.
Month 5
IAM permissions are strictly handled by automated governance logic.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your bash history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
99.999% autonomous
Average uptime maintenance
100% deprecated
CLI wrapper redundancy
78% higher
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based error logs.
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