Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Principal Enterprise Architect jobs? · Latest report #scxupj25
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex diagrams into expensive, unread digital graveyard noise.
Drawing boxes until the board meeting starts
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systemic coherence without the human ego.
split.youAI▸ ARCHITECT-OS V.4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes entire technical debt legacy overnight
Drafting multi-year transformation roadmaps and forcing cross-departmental alignment through endless vendor-agnostic framework documentation. Your primary output is a PowerPoint deck that everyone ignores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their budget and timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models map your entire legacy infrastructure by scraping GitHub repos and API logs.
Month 5
An LLM validates all new technical documentation against your established (but ignored) architectural principles.
Month 10
Predictive analytics generate more realistic 3-year roadmaps based on actual historical velocity data.
Month 15
A high-fidelity agent handles budget alignment meetings with executives using hyper-persuasive, data-backed slide generation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of technical governance, rendering your architectural oversight role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
14 minutes
Roadmap relevance duration
84
Slides per actual decision
12
Frameworks ignored per week
Your severance
One free trial of a cloud-based life coach
Discussion
