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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsDesigning networks that outlive your patience and your career trajectory.
Senior Packet-Wrangler (expert in BGP voodoo and regrets)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting zero-latency self-healing fabric.
ow.youAI▸ NETGEN AUTOTOP 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects routing loops before they propagate
You draft complex routing topologies and security policies. You troubleshoot packet loss in high-stakes enterprise environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a physical cable was pulled by the tone of the logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire network topology without asking for a diagram.
Month 4
AI predicts traffic spikes and optimizes paths before they become bottlenecks.
Month 8
Smart agents write your firewall rules better than you ever could.
Month 13
The network heals itself before you even wake up to look.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human-readable configuration file is safely archived in history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99.99999 percent
Uptime guarantee
too high
Human error probability
micro-seconds
Routing convergence time
Your severance
a legacy hardware rack to display in your basement
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