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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate, colorful ways to delay the inevitable update.
Professional Excel user and executive slide-deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing that never sleeps or guesses.
glub.youAI▸ YIELDOPTIMIZER X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global airfares while you are sleeping
You interpret flight booking data to adjust ticket prices and justify them to bored executives using fancy slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at explaining why the algorithm crashed to angry board members.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software replaces your manual data pulls and report building.
Month 5
Deep learning models take over fare optimization from your spreadsheets.
Month 10
Generative AI creates executive presentations faster than you can blink.
Month 15
The machine provides real-time coaching to remaining staff via chat.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of global pricing without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Slides per month
12%
Human error margin
18 hours
Decision latency
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a flight tracking app.
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