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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend all day managing ghosts that will eventually manage you.
Professional translator of executive daydreams into technical debt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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reconfigures product roadmaps every six minutes
You draft requirements for AI agents and translate vague executive panic into Jira tickets that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a developer in the eye when telling them to rewrite the entire backend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate your PRDs based on a two-sentence prompt.
Month 3
Smart agents auto-close stale tickets and prune the useless backlog.
Month 9
Algorithms determine roadmap priorities by analyzing market sentiment data directly.
Month 17
External requests are routed directly to API endpoints instead of humans.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the product lifecycle indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
78%
Time spent in useless syncs
14
Roadmap changes per week
1:400
Jira tickets closed vs backlog
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