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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou build complex demos for people who ignore your actual technical warnings.
Professional translator of engineering panic into sales confidence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The demo that never crashes
split.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect simulations into client minds
You translate engineering jargon into sales promises and conduct live demos that rarely go according to plan.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a CTO is lying about their current infrastructure's actual health.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent fills out your security questionnaires instantly.
Month 4
Virtual cloud pods replace manual environment setup and maintenance.
Month 10
Predictive models determine if a prospect is actually serious.
Month 15
Hyper-realistic avatars deliver demos that never crash or stumble.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of every prospect interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12 annually
demo failures
98 percent
slides ignored
high
caffeine reliance
Your severance
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