Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Principal Scientist Product Manager jobs? · Latest report #a4m23bwv
Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou bridge the gap between expensive experiments and profitable spreadsheet cells.
Bridge-builder between peer review and quarterly burn rates.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning white papers into recurring revenue.
split.youAI▸ SYNCSYNTH-ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across broken department siloes
You translate complex research into product roadmaps while managing team output and scientific feasibility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about technical debt during a sprint review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start drafting your long-form strategy documents automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms begin mapping raw research outputs directly into feature tickets.
Month 12
Financial software prevents you from funding unoptimized research paths.
Month 20
The system automatically resolves team conflicts using cold performance data.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
A dashboard update concludes your final remaining oversight responsibilities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 percent
Roadmap drift rate
1 to 14
Research to feature ratio
18 hours weekly
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
One free trial of our automated synthesis tool.
Discussion
