Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Printmaking Artist jobs? · Latest report #x5d5ftn8
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ink stains are just inefficient data points for our press.
Master of relief, screen, and very expensive paper.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect prints, zero hand-cramp.
blub.you▸ INKFLOW PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
reproduces textures that look authentic under loupes
You spend hours carving blocks and mixing inks by hand for limited editions. We do that with pixels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the tactile soul of handmade paper that no sensor will ever feel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact pressure and ink saturation during pulls.
Month 10
Precision laser cutters carve blocks faster than any human hand.
Month 20
Robotic vats mix pigments using real-time spectral light analysis.
Year 2.5
Automated gantry systems handle paper registration and printing pressure.
Year 3 · D-Day
The press runs 24/7 without ever needing a cleaning break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,000
Prints per hour
High
Human error rate
Zero
Ink wastage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic digital cleaning solution.
Discussion
