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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou manage the machines that will inevitably replace your own decision-making.
Master of paper stocks and ink-stained deadlines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total autonomy from pixels to pallet.
split.youAI▸ PRESSLOGIC PRINTMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates color profiles while you sleep
You oversee paper stocks, calibration, color profiles, and bindery schedules for diverse client print projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the humidity in the room and adjust the paper stock accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your files go directly to the cloud, bypassing your messy inbox.
Month 4
Sensors adjust color profiles without your manual input.
Month 10
Autonomous pallet jacks handle all incoming paper stocks.
Month 16
Robotic arms automate cutting, folding, and gluing tasks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The shop runs itself, leaving you with nothing to manage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 percent
Paper wastage yearly
3 microns
Average color deviation
48 actions
Tasks per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium matte cardstock.
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