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Will AI replace Prison Custody Officer jobs? · Latest report #tiyummaz
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour van is effectively a metal box designed for human obsolescence.
Professional chauffeur for the unwilling.
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Logistics for the incarcerated, zero human errors.
blub.you▸ TRANSITGUARD UNIT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
logs custody chain without human error
You transport prisoners between cells and courtrooms using specialized security vans. You manage custody logs and transit safety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a prisoner's sudden shift in mood before it becomes a physical threat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tablets replace all your paper custody manifests and check-in forms.
Month 5
Software ignores your shortcuts and sets the exact driving path.
Month 13
Sensors in the van verify locks and seals without you.
Year 2.2
A control center watches your vehicle feed instead of you.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
An automated secure pod arrives to pick up the prisoners.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
120 miles
Average miles per prisoner
0.04
Incidents per transport
99 percent
Paperwork delay factor
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a town without a court.
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