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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsEfficiency is the final justice; why hire a human for terminal tasks?
Professional end-of-line administrator, legally shielded, morally complex.
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Absolute precision, zero human hesitation.
split.you▸ FINALITY PROTOCOL MK. IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers the finality with absolute zero hesitation
Administering lethal injection protocols and final sentence delivery. This role requires clinical precision in a high-security, high-stress facility.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can carry the burden of the final moment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All execution manuals are scanned into the secure cloud to standardize every mechanical step.
Month 8
Robotic test-beds calibrate the precise flow rates required for chemical administration without human intervention.
Month 16
Regulatory agencies approve the Finality Protocol system after passing rigorous reliability and safety testing.
Year 2.2
The facility transitions from manual oversight to remote-monitored automated deployment of the termination machinery.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your employment record is permanently archived as the system assumes full autonomy over the terminal process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Non-zero
Human error margin
100%
Protocol adherence
Zero
Emotional volatility
Your severance
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