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Will AI replace Prison Guard jobs? · Latest report #phqcbvig
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsLocking doors is a binary state best left to unfeeling logic engines.
Professional gatekeeper of the state-mandated timeout facility.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total panopticon control without the pension liabilities.
shred.you▸ SECURITAS V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes behavioral anomalies via sonic pulse
Maintaining perimeter security through constant observation, cell block checks, and managing inmate movement within high-stakes secure environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in atmosphere before a fight actually breaks out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Deep learning models replace human eyes on the CCTV wall.
Month 9
Centrally managed locks eliminate manual key turning and human error.
Month 19
Algorithms flag inmate agitation patterns before physical altercations occur.
Year 2.4
Automated units handle the walking loops through the cell blocks.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Remote facility management software renders human presence entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 Liters
Coffee consumed per shift
80 Souls
Inmate count per officer
Zero
Patience remaining at checkout
Your severance
a complimentary set of high-durability polyester work pants
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