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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour clipboard is being repurposed into a structural load-bearing wall component.
Professional gatekeeper for the state's least popular guests.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter control without the emotional baggage.
split.youAI▸ GUARDCELL 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates threat levels with thermal vision
You monitor cell blocks and escort detainees during transport. Your presence is mostly a human deterrent for basic compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in atmosphere before a fight actually breaks out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-def sensors replace your visual sweeps of the cell block.
Month 7
Tablet software handles all your manual logbook entry tasks.
Month 18
Biometric locks remove the need for your physical key ring.
Year 2.8
Secure pods take over all inmate movement between wings.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your uniform is incinerated and the gate locks behind you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
keys jingled hourly
180
door checks daily
6
coffee cups consumed
Your severance
One complimentary digital keycard and a firm pat.
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