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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou automate the automation, making your own existence a delightful irony.
Senior L7, master of governance and professional scapegoat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable compliance at scale.
help!youAI▸ GOVERNANCEBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files regulatory paperwork before humans wake up
You oversee AI governance structures and assume regulatory liability for automated systems. You write policies that machines execute.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human regulator in the eye and pretend you understand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every policy decision you make today.
Month 5
AI starts suggesting compliance changes based on law databases.
Month 10
The software assumes legal sign-off for standard privacy reviews.
Month 15
Internal bots generate all required reports for regulators.
Month 19 · D-Day
GovernanceBot handles all ethics decisions without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200 pages
Policies written
3 per quarter
Liability incidents
15 weekly
Governance meetings
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a legal encyclopedia.
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