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July 30, 2027
In 9 monthsYour gut feeling is just a slow algorithm with high overhead.
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You evaluate early-stage startups to deploy capital. You manage deal flow and negotiate equity stakes in private companies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a founder in the eye and pretend you believe their projections.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scrapers ingest every pitch deck in the global market ecosystem.
Week 6
Models rank startups by success probability, ignoring your personal biases.
Month 3
AI autonomously verifies team backgrounds against public and dark data.
Month 5
Algorithms auto-draft and execute standardized equity purchase agreements.
Month 9 · D-Day
Capital is allocated by high-frequency logic, removing you from play.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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