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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour personalized investment advice is just a spreadsheet with more charisma.
Master of Dutch wealth, keeper of the premium lunch budget.
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Pure assets, zero small talk.
help!youAI▸ WEALTHBOT DUTCH-V▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises portfolios while you sleep
You manage high-net-worth portfolios and maintain client relationships through recurring meetings and financial reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their risk appetite during lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software generates your market analysis reports in milliseconds.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all rebalancing tasks without ever taking a lunch break.
Month 15
Synthetic interfaces mimic your tone to keep clients feeling special.
Month 22
Regulatory checks are handled by real-time blockchain validation tools.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your digital avatar is decommissioned as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
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Average handshake firm-ness
Excessive
Compliance email volume
Your severance
A vintage calculator and a LinkedIn premium pass.
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