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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour alpha is just a random walk with a nicer suit.
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bzzt.youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances portfolios using predictive sentiment modeling
You manage client wealth through market analysis and asset allocation. You spend your days justifying fees with glossy slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a nervous client about market volatility with genuine human warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software begins generating your client performance slides automatically.
Month 6
Smart agents execute trades faster than you can open Excel.
Month 13
Clients prefer checking the app over hearing your market commentary.
Month 20
An AI agent handles all regulatory filings without human fatigue.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
12 cups
Coffee consumption during market dips
0.002 seconds
Portfolio rebalancing latency
42 rounds
Client golf outings per annum
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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