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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for mid-market company dreams.
Master of Excel shortcuts and midnight debt covenant checks.
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Faster credit analysis than your entire team.
sluurp.you▸ DEBTEVALUATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters bad deals before lunch
You build complex financial models and write investment memos to justify lending money to companies with no cash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense when a founder is lying during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI scrapers read every credit document your firm owns.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheets with real-time financial tracking.
Month 10
Language models write your investment memos in seconds.
Month 17
Virtual partners approve deals based on optimized risk scores.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
12 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
4,000 yearly
PowerPoint slide edits
24 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
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