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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsEnjoy your final spreadsheet before the model outruns your ego.
Master of Excel macros and overpriced steakhouse lunches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tranches faster than humanly possible.
toast.youAI▸ SYNDICATE-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates term sheet generation in real time
You track deal flows and syndicate debt to institutional investors. You live in pitch decks and market updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a nervous LP is about to pull out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers replace your daily Bloomberg terminal data entry rituals.
Month 4
Templates now fill themselves with live market benchmarks.
Month 8
Algorithms determine the optimal debt pricing without human input.
Month 12
Natural language models scan legal documents for covenant breaches.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system executes the trade lifecycle from start to finish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero
Spreadsheet errors per week
Low
Deal flow latency (ms)
100%
Client lunch cost savings
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most profitable transaction model.
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