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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just countdown clocks for your inevitable career exit.
Portfolio manager with an addiction to complex Excel models.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment at machine speed.
splat.you▸ CREDITSCRUTINIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates complete underwriting memos overnight
You review financial data to assess loan risk and manage borrower performance. Your job is data entry for finance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtext in a desperate email from a struggling CFO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull borrower financials directly into our analysis engine.
Month 5
Algorithms detect covenant breaches before your morning coffee arrives.
Month 10
The system generates deal memos based on historical performance data.
Month 15
Vision models identify risk in legal amendments instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The investment committee is now a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
20 million
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
4 minutes
Average deal time
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium stock ticker.
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