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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling imaginary debt to people who already have too much debt.
Master of the golf course pitch and spreadsheet charm.
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Automated asset allocation for the desperate.
help!youAI▸ YIELDBOT INSTITUTIONAL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human enthusiasm for yield spreads
You cold-call institutional investors to pitch private credit funds and manage ongoing relationship maintenance via emails and lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an investor is lying about their liquidity requirements during a lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending personalized pitch emails that actually get opened.
Month 5
Voice-to-text recorders replace your manual entry of meeting notes.
Month 10
An LLM agent answers all investor questions faster than you can.
Month 15
Investment mandates are matched directly to funds without human interference.
Month 21 · D-Day
The lunch budget is reallocated to server cooling and electricity costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
99 percent
Cold call failure rate
4.5
Lunches expensed per deal
100 percent
Deals closed on vibes
Your severance
One free lunch at a place you already hate.
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