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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy calculating fair value while your spreadsheet is already obsolete.
Junior analyst with a PhD in PDF copy-pasting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth in every data point.
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flags bad covenant breaches before lunch
You assess the worth of illiquid debt by scrubbing financial statements and applying aggressive discount rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still squint at a questionable EBITDA adjustment and know it is a lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models read those PDFs better than your tired eyes ever could.
Month 4
Algorithms auto-select comps without your emotional bias for past deals.
Month 8
Bots track compliance certificates in real time across the portfolio.
Month 13
Generative agents draft the committee memo while you are sleeping.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system confirms all values automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2
Spreadsheet errors per week
90
Days until quarterly panic
12,000
Manual data inputs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic charting tool.
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