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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou analyze risk; the model analyzes you out of a bonus.
VP of spread-modeling and optimistic cash flow projections
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Superior underwriting without the carry requirements.
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recalculates internal rates of return instantly
You structure private debt deals and conduct credit due diligence. Your spreadsheet models dictate firm capital allocation strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social nuance to convince a borrower to sign a restrictive covenant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers ingest financial filings and private deal documents automatically.
Month 6
AI builds the initial LBO templates without human error.
Month 12
Sensors track covenant triggers in real-time across the portfolio.
Month 16
Generative agents write the committee investment memos instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The VP desk is cleared for an additional server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12 Million/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
0.0001%
Due diligence error rate
Zero
Meetings attended
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one stale bagel.
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