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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour fancy spreadsheets are just glorified calculators waiting to be deleted.
Master of Excel and professional coffee-fueled dread.
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toast.youAI▸ DEBTVISION 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite credit data in one second
You model credit risk and analyze collateral performance. You spend your life in Excel and investor presentations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused investor why the model crashed in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scrapers pull loan data directly from source documents.
Month 4
Black-box engines handle the waterfall math without your help.
Month 8
Generative agents fill out your presentation slides while you sleep.
Month 12
You only click confirm on trades the system already validated.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal is revoked and replaced by API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400
VLOOKUPs per hour
4 liters
Coffee intake
High
Pivot table errors
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