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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour car will eventually learn to drive better than your ego.
Professional wheel-holder and master of the quiet nod.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smooth steering without the small talk.
no no noyouAI▸ CHAUFFEURBOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes route through gridlock without complaining
You navigate traffic, manage passenger itineraries, and maintain vehicle cleanliness. Your job ends when maps become reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which side streets to take when the highway is a parking lot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software begins suggesting faster paths than your gut feeling.
Month 10
Sensors take over greeting passengers and managing luggage loading.
Year 1.9
The car drives itself on mapped freeways while you watch.
Year 3
Sensors and vision models master the chaos of local traffic.
Year 4 · D-Day
The steering wheel is removed and you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
85
Avg miles per coffee
94%
Passenger awkward silence
Infinite
Traffic jams tolerated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a public transit pass.
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