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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell AI to automate jobs that my relatives do faster.
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Automated profit extraction without the consultant fee.
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You hunt for ways to replace staff at portfolio companies. You sell automated workflows that make humans feel redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board of directors with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors crawl company databases to identify cost centers automatically.
Month 4
Models generate convincing investment pitches without your intervention.
Month 8
Algorithms compare software features to cut licensing bloat.
Month 12
AI predicts executive reactions to proposed staff reductions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The fund fires you and installs the software directly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
85 USD
Average cost of your lunch
400
Slides per deal
100% fictional
AI ROI projections
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete retirement.
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