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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a glorified spell-checker for middle-aged partners.
Junior associate (loves footnotes, fears the partners' wrath).
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Documents written, reviewed, and billed in milliseconds.
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You draft long legal agreements, review thousands of deal documents, and bill clients in six-minute increments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific comma changes the liability in an acquisition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Standardized deal documents are now generated by an automated engine.
Month 5
Vision models scan your due diligence rooms for missing signatures.
Month 11
Changes between document versions are identified and auto-corrected instantly.
Month 18
Smart timers detect billable work without you tracking every minute.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your contract drafting with a high-speed logic server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2400
Billable hours per year
12 cups
Average caffeine intake
Instant
Typo detection speed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale firm bagel.
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