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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsNo phone means nobody can reach you, making replacement quite simple.
Luddite capitalist allergic to modern communication.
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Capital allocation without the ego or lunches.
oof.youAI▸ EQUITYBOT NEXUS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during your afternoon nap
You allocate capital and move large assets. Soon, algorithmic portfolio management will finalize deals while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a person's character during a long, awkward handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
Your assistant will upload your network to our CRM.
Month 3
Software models replace your gut feeling on market entry.
Month 9
Agents negotiate standard terms without ever needing a lunch.
Month 16
Digital signatures end the need for your physical presence.
Year 2 · D-Day
The fund now runs autonomously in the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Zero seconds
Lunch meeting duration
Infinite
Asset analysis speed
100 percent
Ego containment level
Your severance
A vintage rotary phone and a landline connection.
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