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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bill six-minute increments for work a script does in milliseconds.
Master of the 2:00 AM closing document markup.
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Closing deals before your coffee gets cold.
ow.you▸ LEXICORE DEALMAKER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates due diligence with total precision
You draft purchase agreements and conduct due diligence for multi-million dollar corporate acquisitions. You manage complex transaction closings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing in a high-stakes negotiation room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Dynamic document generators replace your manual drafting templates.
Month 7
AI scanners ingest and flag risks in target company records.
Month 15
Autonomous agents handle signature collection and regulatory filings.
Year 2.2
Predictive software models suggest optimal deal terms to partners.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human oversight is removed as trust in the algorithm hits 99%.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
2400 yearly
Average Billable Hours
Non-zero
Human Error Rate
High
Redundancy Risk
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium coffee.
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