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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour expensive lunches are just data points for a better algorithm.
Professional steak-eater and founder-harasser.
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Closing deals before you finish your martini.
split.youAI▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand balance sheets per second
You hunt for companies to buy by taking founders out to steak dinners and constant cold calling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a founder is lying about their EBITDA.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scraping every LinkedIn connection you have for warm leads.
Month 4
AI sends personalized outreach that actually gets replies.
Month 10
Machines predict which founders are ready to exit today.
Month 15
Digital agents handle the initial introductory sales pitches.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system automates the entire exit process without humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
0.3 percent
Average cold call success
too high
Steak expense ratio
112
Founders ghosted annually
Your severance
A one-year supply of unexpired business cards.
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