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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clients' life savings are just a spreadsheet that needs better logic.
High-net-worth babysitter with a series 7 license.
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pop?you▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms hysterical investors with synthetic reassurance
You manage investment portfolios, explain market volatility to anxious clients, and constantly adjust asset allocation strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their risk tolerance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes the quarterly reports for you.
Month 6
Algorithms determine asset allocation better than your intuition.
Month 12
A voice AI handles all basic portfolio questions.
Month 16
Machine vision verifies every trade against strict regulations.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your salary with a low-cost server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Client panic calls handled
Nanoseconds
Portfolio rebalancing speed
0.01%
Investment fee percentage
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock trading app.
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