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Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsSelling your billable hours to clients who could just use an API.
Making six figures to read very long fine print.
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You draft complex limited partnership agreements and navigate regulatory compliance for massive capital pools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard fund documents are now generated by legal-logic engines.
Month 6
Automated oversight replaces junior associates in regulatory scanning.
Month 15
AI negotiators handle routine side-letter terms with client counsel.
Year 2
Client intake and structure planning move to cloud-based oversight.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
A single processor closes the fund while you are at lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Infinite
Billable hours saved
99.9%
Drafting efficiency
Zero
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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