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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour steering wheel is just a temporary interface for an algorithm.
Master of shortcuts and silence in the rearview mirror.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The car that never needs a bathroom break.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOPILOT FLEET-NODE 8▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal routes to avoid all tolls
You navigate traffic to transport passengers between destinations. You manage vehicle maintenance, refueling, and passenger safety protocols daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a passenger is about to vomit in your backseat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the fastest paths before you even leave home.
Month 6
A digital brain manages your speed and braking for efficiency.
Month 16
The car begins to ignore your steering corrections for safety.
Year 2.5
One human supervisor monitors fifty vehicles from a distant office.
Year 4 · D-Day
The steering wheel is removed to make room for more snacks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
98 percent
Average passenger small talk
4 hours
Traffic light frustration
5 cups
Coffee intake
Your severance
One free car wash and a gas station voucher.
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