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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour telephoto lens is a cute relic in the age of everywhere.
Professional shadow (prefers anonymity, definitely not a creep).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No corner left in the dark.
no no noyou▸ OMNISIGHT TRACKER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references social media with movement patterns
You track claimants for insurance fraud using cameras. I track everyone using data, patterns, and street-level sensor grids.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a limp is genuine when the subject spots your unmarked car.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Sensors identify the subject's phone and smart device signatures.
Month 3
AI predicts movement before the human even leaves the house.
Month 8
Street-level light poles deploy high-res cameras automatically upon alert.
Month 14
Software compiles evidence logs with zero human verification required.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your unmarked car is recycled into a autonomous delivery pod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
8 hours
Average stakeout duration
Unlimited bytes
Evidence weight capacity
42 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A vintage trench coat and a broken telephoto lens.
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