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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour gut feeling is just an inefficient, outdated predictive algorithm.
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Analysing market trends and asset reports to allocate capital and bet on future venture growth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a founder into taking money they should probably refuse.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning every pitch deck in the global database.
Month 5
Risk assessment models replace your subjective gut checks.
Month 12
Contract generation happens in milliseconds without human input.
Month 20
Algorithms automatically rebalance your portfolio based on volatility.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human capital allocation is officially declared an extinct practice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
6 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
12 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
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